Former Iraqi leader Saddam Heussein was disgruntled to find out that his homemade film “How I Avoided the US, and Where I Stashed the WMD” was not shown at the Bearded Child Film Festival earlier this year. Said the director, “It's too cliché”. The film was twelve minutes long, consisting of many cuts (2 to 3 a second), mostly of footage taken from old sci-fi films of the 50's and 60's. In response to the director's comments, Heussein edited the film, re-titled it, and released it to be shown on television. The director of the festival was unavailable for comment. 10325